theshitpostcalligrapher:

delicatesquashblossom:

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

oh shit its five in the morning but i couldn’t not do this one

toodrunktofindaurl:

“together either way”

laurasbailey:

BAFTA Award winner Laura Bailey loves a dramatic, perfectly-timed gay pause

brunhiddensmusings:

zachsanomaly:

phantomrose96:

squidpop:

thejazzykittykat:

verbivore8642:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

Just lemme open my ol whatthat

ifyouknowmeirlgoaway:

I think one of the reasons why tree law is so popular and people are so enthusiastic about it is because a big, old tree being killed feels so awful. You’ve got something that took years or decades to get that big, that provides so many benefits, and then it’s just…gone and irreplaceable. Of course people are like oh boy, you didn’t think that thing was valuable and now the law is gonna come for you and you’re gonna regret it.

And it feels like one of the few cases where the rich (not the mega rich, but the regular rich) actually get held to account for their crimes, because the punishment is designed to match the actual damage they do. You cut down a bunch of your neighbor’s trees to make your property more valuable? The punishment is basically the cost of your property.

cvleart:

“can i kiss you? i can’t tell if it’s alright or not anymore.”

the-caleb-widogast:

rewatching the mighty nein and rewitnessing their amount of paranoia is so good. they walk into a 5 star hotel after a battle with the followers of the god of death and a total of 10 hit points and 3 spell slots between all of them and they’re still casing their rooms. uv lights out, flipping beds and checking smoke detectors for cameras. they insight check every person they meet. they want to cast a truth spell on the oldest, most powerful and crustiest wizard in all of exandria. theyd rather impale themselves instead of giving up their weapons. theyd rather send a cat with 2 hit points that’s determined to roll nat 1s on its perception rolls to check out evil lairs rather than going in themselves. they hate people scrying on them but they get annoyed when they fail doing it to others. they lie to most people they meet yet they’re still ‘trusted’ by the two out of the three great powers on wildemount. no one’s doing it like them.

suraelis:

🤍💙x💚💙x🖤💜

randobambo:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that’s unfair it’s actually infuriating because now you’ve been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it’s the exact opposite of catharsis

Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve”
Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies”
Me:

lucy-x-5billion:

depsidase:

reasons new pickup trucks suck:

• the beds are at best no bigger, and often smaller, than older models
• heavier = less efficient
• higher bumpers make them less compatible with most other vehicles, therefore more dangerous in a collision
• higher tailgates make them harder to load
• higher hoods give them an enormous blindspot in the front
• higher center of gravity makes them less stable
• higher seats give the driver a worse view of their immediate surroundings
• higher bumpers also make them more likely to collide with a pedestrian’s chest as opposed to their legs, as well as making the victims more likely to go under the car, leading to more deaths

oh also market research suggests people who buy trucks and SUVs are more likely to be assholes lmao

basically, watch this video if you need more reasons to hate trucks:

elliesgaymachete:

“Can I kiss you” and “All right” and “You’re not a bad person” and “I kiss her again” and Ashley Johnson

laurasbailey:

Get romanced, Marisha Ray

sapphire-rosa:

academicssay:

academic publishing explained

A) this is hilarious and kids are fucking incredible comedians with devastatingly frank takedowns of adult nonsense

B) for people in the tags, I am absolutely certain it’s not “I sell paper”!!! It’s “hice el paper” = “I made/did the paper”